- Seriously folks, you can’t make this stuff up about the left
The “front-hole front” in full form (we think)
James Delingpole, always with an eye for irony and the ridiculousness of the left wrote in Breitbart 9/7/18: (excerpts, bold our emphasis)
‘Pussy Hat’ Design Withdrawn After Activists Insist Some Women Have Penises
An Irish woman has withdrawn the “pussy hat” knitting pattern which she had posted online as a service to fellow female protesters preparing for President Trump’s visit to Ireland in November: woke activists had pointed out to her that some women have penises, not vaginas.
I won’t be making pussy hats. I’m deleting the pattern I posted. I am really sorry for upsetting people, I’ve read, listened and learned and while it was not intentional it was thoughtless. I will make some hats with yellow roses instead.
— Katherine Nolan (@DoChara) September 2, 2018
Katherine’s noble, thoughtful, caring decision has been respected by some:
If there is one thing you are not it is thoughtless! If you’re taking orders for yellow rose hats I’d love one.
— Martina Skelly (@martina_skelly) September 2, 2018
But not, unfortunately, by everyone.
You people need help. Seriously.
— Eoghan Ó Muircheartaigh (@EoghanMuirchea3) September 5, 2018
There were many pithy comments to Delingpole’s article, as you can imagine given the readership and the ridiculousness of the whole matter. However the left requires supineness from its followers , you can’t really even have a sense of humor within those confines as you will be offending someone.
More stuff you can’t make up
One of the commenters to the article reminded us of another recent related addition to political correctness on the part of the left: One does not have a vagina, one has a front hole.
Cow
Calling it a vagina is out! They now refer to it as Front Hole.
That is not a joke, well it is, but not in the minds of the left. We knew we saw something about that recently and looked it up. Yes for reasons similar to the nice crotch crochet lady’s desire not to be offensive to persons of the female persuasion, the left has decided on a politically correct term to avoid such faux-pas. Persons* no longer have a certain genetic or medically specific physiological features, they decide what they are, and in order to reduce any connotation by the wholly sexist use of the term “vagina” use of the descriptive term “front hole”, yes or no, is as far as one may properly go to avoid being offensive. Sort of like “long hair or not”, there is no direct connotation as to possession of x’s or y’s in the whole chromosome sexist misogynist scheme of things. Men and women can have long hair or not.
Got it. Here is the source of the new guide on the matter, the LBGBTQIA health bible Healthline.com
Why we need an LGBTQIA-inclusive safer sex guide
Update: We have updated this section to clarify how we use terms referring to genitalia. You can read more about these changes here.
Traditional safe sex guides are often structured in a way that presumes everyone’s gender (male/female/nonbinary/trans) is the same as the sex they were assigned at birth (male/female/intersex or differences in sexual development).
Sex education resources often use videos, pictures, and diagrams as a way to convey important information, though these images and videos have historically failed to reflect or provide information about same-sex and queer relationships. In fact, the GLSEN 2015 National School Climate Survey shows that only about 5 percent of LGBTQ students saw LGBTQ representation in health class. (v’pac ed note: maybe that is because the ratio is even less than that and the “representatives” would be awfully busy)
These guides also often unnecessarily gender body parts as being “male parts” and “female parts” and refer to “sex with women” or “sex with men,” excluding those who identify as nonbinary. Many individuals don’t see body parts as having a gender — people have a gender.
And as a result, the notion that a penis is exclusively a male body part and a vulva is exclusively a female body part is inaccurate. By using the word “parts” to talk about genitals and using medical terms for anatomy without attaching a gender to it, we become much more able to effectively discuss safe sex in a way that’s clear and inclusive.
For the purposes of this guide, we’ve chosen to include alternative words for readers to use for their genitals. For example, some trans men choose to use the words “front hole” or “internal genital” instead of “vagina.” Alternatively, some trans women may say “strapless” or “girl dick” for penis. This usage is meant for one-on-one communication with trusted persons, such as your doctor or partner, not for broad discussion.
In this guide, whenever we use the medical term “vagina,” we’ll also include “front hole” as clinically recommended by researchers in the BMC Pregnancy and Childbirth journal.
By the way if you are flummoxed and continue to be as we are by what the hell LBGBTQIA means along with cisgender, transgender genderqueer, nonbinary, transfeminine, transmasculine, agender, binary, nonbinary mean, in the parlance of people in our view who are disordered (arguably because they never grew out of a juvenile psychological phase condition or response) you can read the descriptions there.
*disclaimer: v’pac readers should understand that use of the term “persons” also includes perdaughters. We regret that the English language is so limited in its pronouns and such.
Apologetically, your cisgender / gender binary editors
