Departmental Resources

From the Department of One Thing Leads To Another:

Egypt re-starting nuclear program

As North Korea has demonstrated, an impoverished, an impoverished, starving population is no obstacle to a determined leader desiring nuclear weapons.  So now, Mohamed Morsi, the Muslim Brotherhood President of Egypt, is committing billions of dollars to re-starting the country’s nuclear program, a reactor that could pave the way for nuclear weapons.

Well Gosh! Let’s get Secretary Kerry over to Cairo to give Morsi some more money. Nuclear weapons don’t come cheap!

From the Department of Short Answers

Feds Tracking Source of Terror Money

WASHINGTON — Federal investigators have launched an “intensive investigation” into the bank accounts and other financial records of Boston bomb brothers Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, it was revealed yesterday.
“They’re doing an intensive investigation to find out the source of their funding,” said US Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine), who was briefed by FBI and other officials. “It certainly is suspicious that one of the brothers was unemployed and the other was a student . . . but they did seem to have more money than one would think,”

That’s easy. Contact the Massachusetts Welfare Department. Their number’s in the book.

From the Department of  Research on Hasbeens

Letterman castigates Ted Cruz for among other things, his hair.

I wonder if it would not be a significant contribution to modern medicine if a study were conducted on the show’s young women staffers who were seduced by the aging ogre, Letterman, as to their complete lack of a gag reflex.

DLH

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4 Responses to Departmental Resources

  1. Roy Munson says:

    Why can’t it be David Loserman who is hanging it up and not Leno?

    Speaking of Cruz I saw that they went after him tonight at the WH correspondents dinner. Seems like the regime is running scared of him and have given their friends in the media orders to destroy him politically.

  2. Roy Munson says:

    Also what do you guys think Obummer’s legacy on Egypt will be? He basically stood down and offered no help to former President Mubarak (who was a very close ally to the US) and clapped as the Mooslim Brotherhood stole the election. We have since learned that Morsi is much worse than Mubarak and now the news he is re-starting the nuclear program.

    • Designated2 says:

      The whole chickens come home to roost thing comes to mind. And regarding Syria — Obama drew a line in the sand on the use of chemical weapons . . . a.k.a. weapons of mass destruction. Of course the line is only in sand so it will shift a lot . . .but nevertheless our intelligence agencies tell us they are using it (probably came from Iraq by the way as we were on our way in “back in the day”) R Mall

      • Roy Munson says:

        Oh yes I remember how Saddam shipped his weapons to Syria right before the war. I remember several stories at the time and years after talking about it. Today if you just google “Saddam Hussein Syria” or something like that you will see that is how Syria has gotten “WND.”

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